Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy (Hungry) New Year!

Petal: I’m going to do exactly the same things I did in the old year. They worked out very well for me, and I see no reason to improve on anything. I’m retired, so I retire. Anyone who objects can take me to court.

Ardelia: I’m so proud of you, Petal. You’re my new role model. As soon as we’re through talking, I am going to tell Big Pearl who is going to be boss around here this year, and I’m going to tell Sunny that I’m going to eat a carload of carbs, and I’m going to tell Boo that he is going to have to do all the housework this year while I knit. Oh Lord, we’re still on the phone and I already know that none of that is going to work. I am looking forward to our road trip to Texas in March to see Leonardo and Learnada.

Petal: I can’t wait, dear. I absolutely can’t wait. Ardelia, just relax and have a wonderful new year.

Ardelia: You know me. I’m never having my best times relaxing, but I’ll really try, Petal. Right now I’m going to try to break the news to Big Pearl that I’m going out dancing tonight. My love to Lilac and Lavender, and a very happy new year to all of you. I’m glad we got that resolution thing cleared up. Good-bye dear.

Petal: Happy new year to us, and many more.